Frequently Asked Questions
Q. Why does your website suck?
All the fun things in life involve sucking (what would we do with a Root Beer float if we didn’t have a straw???) so we wanted to get us some of that sucking action.
Q. You don’t expect us to believe a DOG can create and maintain a website, do you???
Have you actually SEEN this hideous website? It’s obvious that a dog works on it!
Q. Why do you keep advertising something called “Quick Hits” and then never giving it to us?
Because I’m a bad dog! A very bad dog! A very bad dog who would love to give it to you!
Q. I see that you have other people’s work on your site. How can I submit my own? Does it have to be good?
You can submit your own work through this new invention called “email.” Which, ironically, is how you wrote me to ask this question. Write me again with your work and I’ll put it up. Arf. As for how good it has to be, Thirsty is an example of how bad a story can be and still be presented on this site.
Q. I'm confused. Are Dexter and Shadow Dog two different people or the same person?
First of all, he's a HU-man and I'm a dawg! So we couldn't possibly be the same PERSON. Beyond that, I have pictures of him and I in the same room if you're still confused.
Q. You've mentioned being fixed, is that true or were you joking?
Are you coming on to me?
Q: Why do you keep changing the entire look and navagation system of this site every 2 weeks?
Not only am I the first Dog Webmaster on the planet, I'm the first dog suffering from ADD!
Q: But when will it end? I'm tired of all the changing!
I'm done changing stuff around... Ooooo, look at THAT website! Excuse me, I have to go rip off some code and change everything around again!
For questions, submittals, or anything else, email us at zippyman@att.net!!
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