This is what I want to do to my parents. This is the best company for telephone communications, go AT&T!

If you don't like those pictures, I think you're crazy.  And I don't really want to do that to my parents, I just said that.
Visit my dad's boring old web site, and my sister's web site.

This web page is new to the internet so if you think there is more to it you're wrong.

Wait a minute, how come I said there wasn't any more but there is, and why do I love horizontal lines so much?  If you want to know then E-mail me at whatever my dad, Ed Oliveri, says my E-mail address is on his web page, and I'll tell you that I don't know why I love them so much, so don't E-mail me.

If you want a web site that will answer most of all your questions, you would like   Ask Jeeves for Kids. Oh yeah, if you're not a kid, then it's Ask Jeeves instead. The difference is that Ask Jeeves for Kids is a child safe search engine, and I'm guessing that the other one isn't.
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Really Old News

I recently joined a mac only game company as a graphics guy over E-mail, and I sent walking sprites of a robot I created, called Spike Bot, to them and if you could cross your fingers for me then maybe they will put it in Fantasy Lord, one of the games they are working on now.  You can go to their web page if you click here.

Old News

I'm going to get braces on my top teeth soon! When I get them, I will give a picture of my mouth on this page.

New News

As you may have realized, the news here isn't updated very often AT ALL. I decided not to give a picture of my mouth with braces, because I'm too busy. (That's what they all say.) (Actually I got bored of maintaining a web site. (Well, actually, I've been bored for the last two years.)) Also, the computer game company I was working for mysteriously vanished.

Visit my file server (Has some cool pictures of a castle I made on my somewhat new PowerBook G3.)

Droolworthy!

Sawtooth G4 500Mhz

2 500Mhz G4 processors each with a vector chip capable of performing over 3 billion 128 bit floating point operations per second (over 3 128 bit gigaflops).

A DVD-RAM drive for playing DVD disks, and storing data on a DVD-RAM disk. (Holds over 5 GB each.)

An AGP Rage 128 graphics card with 16 MB of VRAM and a VGA output.

256 MB of SDRAM (And enough room for up to 1500 MB. (1.5 GB) )

2 USB Ports

A 100 Base-TX Fast Ethernet NIC