A patrol car has been following a vehicle for about 30 minutes and the cops finally decide to pull it over.  An officer steps out and walks up to the driver's window.
 

        "Good afternoon, sir."
 

        "Good afternoon, officer.  Any problems?"
 

        "No, sir.  My partner and I have been following and observing you for a half hour now.  We have ascertained that you have not committed a single traffic violation.  You have not exceeded the speed limit by even 1 mph and you were courteous towards your fellow drivers on the road.  Therefore, as a part of our new 'driving awareness program,' I would like to present you with this check for $300.00."
 

        The driver lets out a big sigh of relief, "Oh good! Now I can finally pay for my driver's license. (Ooops!)"
 

        There is an awkward silence, then the wife sitting in the passenger seat goes, "Don't listen to him, officer.  He always talks nonsense when he has been drinking."
 

        Grandma who's a little hard of hearing adds from the backseat, "Aye, didn't I tell him not to take us driving in a stolen car?"
 

        At this time the trunk pops open and a head peeks out, "Are we over the border yet?"
 

What now?

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