THE SOBRIETY TEST


        A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.  He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
 
 

        The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic.  If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
 
 

        "Okay, fine.  I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
 
 

        "I can't do that either.  I am a hemophiliac.  If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
 
 

        "Well, then we need a urine sample."
 
 

        "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either.  I am also a diabetic.  If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
 
 

        "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
 
 

        "I can't do that, officer."
 
 

        "Why not?"
 
 

        "Because I'm drunk."
 

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