Real Name: Wulfgang Amadeus
Nickname: Wulfie
Birthdate: April 10, 1997
Birthplace: Kansas, USA
Biological Dad: Jake Musser II
Biological Mom: Princess Rubi
Hobbies: Listening to classical music ("Shout-out to my homies at K-MOZART, 'Southern California's Choice for Classical Music', it's DA BOMB, baby!!!"), retrieving anything that's thrown, playing with Sparkletts bottle cap.
Favorite Composer: Mozart, of course.
Favorite Song: "Rock Me, Amadeus" by Falco
Major Turn-ons: Middle to large sized canines, especially the demure, aloof type, preferably having yellow or golden fur, and close to the same age as myself; the playful type; patient and gentle, especially when near little kids.
Major Turn-offs: Excessive barkers; whiners; annoying noise-makers (especially at night); those that chew on things when they get nervous; aggressive dogs; canines with a mean streak.
Pedigree: Is a type of dog food.
Awards: None. Homey don't do competitions.
IN THE WULFIE HOUSEHOLD
5:00 am: Wake up. Do some stretching. Rub sleep off eyes. Gargle.
5:05 - 5:30: Early morning walk.
5:30 - 5:45: Light breakfast.
5:45 - 9:00 am: Nap time.
9:00 - 11:30 am: Play with toys.
11:30 (approx): Snack - may partake more than once and on
different times during the day depending on mood.
11:35 - 2:00 pm: Inspect backyard. Sunbathe. Nap.
2:00 - 4:00 pm: Tennis ball chase and retrieval practice. Sit by
window, watch cars pass by; see which dogs get to
go walk that day.
4:00 - 5:30: Nap time.
5:30 - 6:45: Sit by door, wait for daddy to get home.
7:00 - 7:30: Nightly stroll.
7:30 - 8:00: Dinnertime and dessert.
8:00 - 8:30: Playtime (stationary. Very light, non-strenuous exercise)
8:30 pm: Lights out.
*NOTE: Schedule varies from time to time to accommodate specific agendas for that day.
FEBRUARY 6, 2001: "Under Construction" pages removed. WULFIE.NET is now officially open.
EARLY FEBRUARY: Having problems with getting the movie files to load and play on a consistent basis on the auxiliary host site. Removed 90% of the movies that were on the Wulfie.net movie library and the titles will be kept off the playlist until a more reliable host can be found.
Late JANUARY 2001: First movie file uploaded. Ran out of disk space on host server.Opened up sponsored auxiliary site to accommodate the rest of the movie files.
Early JANUARY 2001: Homepage translated into Tagalog. Article 1 finished.
DECEMBER 2000: Homepage translated into Portuguese, Norwegian, and French.
JULY 2000: Foundation section created.
FEBRUARY 2000: "Under Construction" pages put up.
JANUARY, 2000: Complete overhaul of website (Part II).
DECEMBER, 1999: Obtained very own domain name. Long live WULFIE.NET
NOVEMBER, 1999: Shut down sponsored site and started transforming it into a purely non-commercial domain.
MAY, 1999: Upgraded all three "Wulfie's Pictures" section with navigational links. Added comments to Current and Teen pics.
APRIL, 1999: Added "New News" to Main page.
DECEMBER 9, 1998: And yet still more portions of the site are now online: Annex section created.
Late NOVEMBER 1998: Huge system-wide crash, wiped out tons of files that still needs to be uploaded. Began work on rebuilding lost data. Start from scratch...
Mid NOVEMBER 1998: JOKES section created. Problems with uploading the big files due to memory limitations imposed by server. "BLAH, BLAH" section created.
Early NOVEMBER 1998: Uploading jokes.
Late OCTOBER 1998: Major Overhaul of website based on beta-test visitor responses.
Mid OCTOBER 1998: WORDS section created. Beta Test. Opened up limited sections of partially-finished site to focus group and tallied initial responses.
Early OCTOBER 1998: PICTURES section created. Uploaded text files (WORDS section).
SEPTEMBER 1998: MAIN and WARNING pages created. Uploaded pictures.
JUNE 1998: Started framework for website (flowchart-stuff, and so on)
MARCH 1998: Talked about starting very own website. Talked some more. Talked and talked... Oooops! There goes tennis ball! Gotta chase ball! (Pant-pant-pant!) Chase ball! Case ball!
JANUARY 1997: Out of sheer boredom, decided to teach self how to use computer whilst daddy-o's away. (And figure out what the deal is with that dang "Inter-net" that I keep hearing about.)
OCTOBER 1997: Learned how to turn on dad's computer by accident (tennis ball flew out of mouth and hit computer's power switch).
Folks, remember to take heed of our good pal Bob Barker's sage advice when he tells us:
"Survey says...!"
-- oh no, wait, that's not it:
"...and as always, phrase your answers in the form of a question."
-- uh, no, that's not it, either:
"X gets the square!!!"
-- umm, no...:
"Yes, there are three A's. Vanna, go ahead and show..."
-- Grrrr! What does he usually say?!:
"Is that your final answer?"
--- Augh! No, that's not right.... Ah! I remember now!:
"Friends, remember to spay or neuter your pets to help keep the stray population down."
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Contact the Webpuppy
Suggestions and comments are always welcome.
For technical issues relating to this website,
you can reach the webpuppy via email.
THUS ENDS THE MAIN PORTION OF
WULFIE'S WEBSITE.Where would you like to go now?
Onwards to The Wulfie.net Annex -->
Onwards to The Wulfie Foundation-->
Or you can go back to selected sections within
Wulfie's main website:Back to Wulfie's Homepage Click here for PICTURES! Lots of pictures! Wheee!
Proceed to the WORDS section
Go to the JOKES section
and for your viewing pleasure: the MOVIES section
