(Sparked by a question on RASSM about "Darth Maul books." The ensuing reaction was as quiet as a tomb, but I enjoy the inanity of this bit.)
 

Darth Maul: Dark Lord of the Kitchen
   Lord Maul lets readers in on secret recipes of the Sith, including "Darth Sidious's Super Sith Steak Supreme," "Darth Bane's Baked Hoth," and Maul's own award-winning "Mynock Blood Pie" ("You can never go wrong with pie," he writes).
   More than just a cookbook, "Lord of the Kitchen" also features selections from the Sith family album, including baby Maul demonstrating an inability to keep his clothes on -- all with a face only a Master could love.
   The dishes are easy to prepare ("No Force powers required!"), and are of such high quality, you'll be saying "Kiss the Sith"!

Darth Maul's Guide to
Double-Bladed Lightsabers for Kids
   Deep behind the evil countenance is a softie who really loves children, and that's never been more evident than in this little book. 
   Here Maul provides step-by-step instruction on the dangerous art of handling lightsabers of the two-blade variety, and it's all written in a fun and simple way so even the youngest aspiring Sith can catch on.
   The author outlines saber construction and maintenance as well as basic defensive and offensive techniques, but he doesn't shy away from explaining when to impale an opponent in the stomach, and when to just lop his head off.
   An accompanying line of instructional holovideos are due out later this year.
 

Red-eye Flight: Confessions of a
Space-travellin' Sith -  by Darth Maul
   The Dark Lord of the Sith and the spaceways shares favorite travel stories in this breezy read, from the day he used a mind trick to coax a technician into giving his Infiltrator free repairs (and a free soda machine), to inside secrets on how to take a shower when you've got a whole bunch of horns on your head. 
   Lord Maul even dedicates an entire chapter to his many wacky lightsaber mishaps ("If you're in a busy diner and suspect some [guy] might be out to get you, think twice before eating greasy Subterrel finger foods.").
   When you've flown from one end of the galaxy to the other, you'll see a lot of strange stuff. But as Lord Maul shows, you'll see even more if you're a Sith.