9. As soon as Dr. Phil's show has topic, "Are you worried about the negative impact of exposing your clone/son to all that murder and violence?" you're going on it

8. You live on an ocean planet. Learn how to swim ya big wuss!

7. Increase height of Slave I doorway. No particular reason.

6. Look, you've got a swell thing going on Kamino, so get around to writing long-overdue thank you card to that old "Tyranus" guy

5. Call up the ex, ask if anyone's making a clone army out of her

4. See if Norm Abram ever made a show on toxic dart construction (darts used now are bound to blow your cover!)

3. Make jetpack use more practical and less painful: buy flame-retardant pants

2. Let those whiney clones get what they want and stop constantly reminding them what handsome sons-of-bitches they are

1. This is the year you become "Jango Fett: Booty Hunter"