9. Every citizen must transfer financial accounts to Banking Clan's convenient and value-packed All-in-One EZ Plan

8. Passing of radical but ultimately beneficial amendment to change "parsec" into a unit of time

7. Use of public funds to pay for new execution arena that will brilliantly combine all the amenities of a modern execution arena while still retaining an old-time charm

6. Free top-of-the-line therapy for all Geonosians traumatized by recent "Orkin Man" mishap

5. WGEO Radio to become the one and only station the galaxy turns to for classic rock!

4. A freighter full o' free pie, because we'd be crazy NOT to demand one

3. Appointment of committee to investigate how Jedi Anakin Skywalker developed such off-the-chart levels of hottie-ness

2. Heavy promotion of our hip-hop side project, "Dooky Dook and the Funky Faction"

1. We get to 86 any moron who spells it "S-E-P-E-R-A-T-E"