10. An old friend is in town and
you'd like to do lunch, but you've got "attack" pencilled in your schedule
for the next 283 days
9. Instead of Jedi or Republic forces,
you'd rather attack someone more deserving... prop comic/collect call pitchman
Carrot Top, for example
8. You've always wanted to be a
zookeeper but they won't hire a clone who's only got a degree in Advanced
Attacking
7. Hard to resist shooting every
smartass who makes lame "Send in the Clones" jokes
6. You know how twins can finish
each other's sentences? That kinda cool stuff never happens to us
5. You still get fellow clone Larry mixed up with Fred... and Lou, and Chuck, and Earl, and Maurice, and Jacques, and
Dewey, and Skippy, and Tito...
4. When women complain that you're
more lifeless in bed than a battle droid
3. The embarrassment of being forced
to wear "adorable matching outfits" during off-hours
2. You forget your ID, but even
though you're with eleven other clones, they still won't let you
in the strip club!
1. The way every Debate Club session
ends up in an all-out brawl
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