10. Recently got so sick that he
used his own money to hire someone else as George's food tester
9. Didn't care what George thought
while they watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, he just wanted
back his 9 bucks and 2 hours
8. Intentionally lost their last
chess match in 6 moves instead of the usual 4 or 5
7. Actually disagreed with George
on the set of Episode II, but nervously followed it up with a cry
of "April Fool's." It was November 27
6. For the past few mornings he's
been spotted sneaking out of Star Trek production offices
5. Left an entire leaf behind after
cleaning George's pool last week
4. Borrowed his "Alien Ant Farm"
CD this morning... still hasn't returned it!
3. Picked up the last piece of pie
at a company luncheon, had to think twice before handing it over to George
2. Has gone from butt-kissing and
boot-licking every day to alternating butt-kissing and boot-licking every
other day
1. Co-writer "Jonathan Hales"? Rick
with glasses and a fake beard
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