9. Whenever I get into a heated argument with his "Superman" forelock, George threatens to replace us both with CGI

8. For Christmas, the THX people installed a sweet Dolby EX 6.1 setup into me

7. I may just be a beard, but even I couldn't believe George had Greedo shoot first

6. Sometimes, just for kicks, I'll shed myself onto one of George's precious plaid flannel shirts

5. If it weren't for Mr. McCallum picking them out of me, I'd be home to all kinds of icky old food particles

4. On Saturday nights I like to sneak out, meet up with Coppola's beard and Scorsese's eyebrows, and just get totally wasted

3. Every time George watches Titanic, I get soaked in tears

2. Every time George reads his quarterly earnings reports, I get soaked in drool

1. I had always thought Star Trek was for losers -- until I nailed a Tribble