10. During dinner, he solemnly proclaims "I can't fight a war for you, but
I can eat that whole pie for you"
9. His "apprentice"
is a sock puppet named Carl
8. Never goes
anywhere without his trusty copy of The Idiot's Guide to the Force
7. Due to
shoddy craftsmanship, his lightsaber is covered in duct tape, takes ten
seconds to "warm up," and needs him to provide the sound effects
6. While you
try to sneak around enemy guards, his comlink's ringtone starts playing
Disco
Inferno
5. Walks up
to every lady he sees and asks, "Are you my mommy?"
4. Tells everyone
not to center on their anxieties, then cries over having picked a bad week
to quit smoking rootleaf
3. Instead
of the "living Force" or the "greater cosmic Force," he prefers to focus
on the part of the Force he calls "Shecky"
2. Brags that
he fulfilled the prophecy of the one that would bring balance to his checkbook
1. Recently
lost his girlfriend to a Gungan on Temptation Planet
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