9. "It wasn't a pretty sight when Panaka and his troops bumped into the Academy members who voted The Matrix for best special effects"

8. "When word got around about what a great pilot Ric Olie was, Darth Puffy asked him to fly his getaway ship"

7. "Mace Windu is a Jedi so mean, he once killed a man just for making a tired Pulp Fiction reference"

6. "Master Obi-Wan, sir, I heard Master Yoda talking about 'patriotic e-mails.' I've been wondering, what are 'patriotic e-mails'"?

5. "Ani's been in a bad mood ever since Amidala tried to sneak out of a date with him by sending Sabé in her place"

4. "Now that I'm a Jedi Knight, I'm going to head back to Tatooine to free all the slaves... but first, I wanna get my hands on the guy who used to be that Sixth Sense kid"

3. "It was ten years ago today that Master Yoda accidentally got sent to the set of Sesame Street"

2. "It was ten years ago today that Ani accidentally got sent to Cuba"

1. "He may be an evil Sith Lord, but that Darth W. Bush sure knows how to throw a party!"