Han Solo...
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Jar Jar Binks...
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wore trousers
and a vest
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wore trousers and a vest
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was a pilot/mechanic
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was a pilot/mechanic (not a
good one, but he was one)
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was kicked out of the Imperial
Navy as a young man
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was kicked out of the Gungan society
as a young... Gungan
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started out as a selfish, greedy outcast
but ends up a hero.
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started out as a clumsy, naive outcast
but ends up a hero
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got bossed around by the
corpulent and arrogant
Jabba the Hutt
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got bossed around by the
corpulent and arrogant
Boss Nass
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was owed a "life debt" by a large,
furry Wookiee
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owed a "life debt" to a large, furry
Jedi Master
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thought the Force was
"a bunch of silly tricks
and nonsense"
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thought the Force
"smelled stinkowiff"
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was good friends
with a Skywalker
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was good friends
with a Skywalker
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hung out with, but wasn't
particularly fond of,
Obi-Wan Kenobi
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hung out with, but wasn't
particularly fond of,
Obi-Wan Kenobi
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got zapped by Imperial law enforcement
during a torture session on Bespin
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got zapped by Gungan law enforcement
upon returning
home after his exile
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got promoted to General
despite having been stuck in
carbon-freeze for several
months prior
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got promoted to General
despite being, well, Jar Jar
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once stepped in the wrong
place at the wrong time (the
twig while sneaking up on a
scout trooper on Endor)
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once stepped in the wrong
place at the wrong time (the
"icky goo" on Tatooine)
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Upon seeing a group of
stormtroopers, was forced to
run back from whence he
came (pictured above)
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Upon seeing a group of
energy ball type things, was
forced to run back from whence
he came (pictured above)
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