Web Zone Number 9 - Star Wars


	2006.6.01 - Minor sprucing up to the index page. Additions from this past holiday season made to the creative writing section, .
Star Wars: The Sitcom
	This is a javascript that randomly generates plot outlines for a would-be, Monkees-like, post-ROTJ sitcom (whimsically entitled Rebel Roomies), mostly based on classic American sitcom cliches. It's no doubt an extension of my fondness for putting Star Wars characters in "everyday" situations, and nothing achieves that better than putting in them in a cheesy domestic comedy. Also included are a couple of "bonus" extras in keeping with the theme, and a recent sample script for a holiday episode.
Top Ten Lists
	Your typical collection of top ten lists, as submitted over the years to the Star Wars newsgroup, RASSM. I think they got a lot better as time went on. Topics included Confessions of George Lucas's Beard and Jango Fett New Year's Resolutions.
"Creative Writing"
	Absurd, crazy, "What-was-I-thinking" write-ups posted to RASSM. Includes "Republic Broadcast Corp" TV show capsules and the Porkins holiday story, "Red Squadron, Green Squadon."
Humor
	Rejected Merchandise Ideas - An interactive javascript series (animations might be a little funky on Mozilla browsers.) Much of the humor on this site is inspired by the Late Show with David Letterman, and that's never been more evident than here. Highlights of a Kamino Thanksgiving - Illustrated chronicles of a typical Thanksgiving Day done Kaminoan style. Kid Stuff - Two sets of drawings from children's points of view: the first being from a rambunctious, hyperactive, and over-imaginitive 10-year old with a penchant for the, let's say, more "cool" characters of Star Wars (not inspired by the drawings of my own childhood.) The second is a heartwarming tale about Jar Jar's first holiday season with the humans of Naboo, as told by an adorable, if eccentric, 8-year old girl. More material at the humor page, including "The Solo-Binks Comparison" and Mad Libs
Misc. Writing
	Star Wars: For the Record - Me keeping track of recurring themes, incidents, etc throughout the film series. Random Observations of A New Hope - Personal and lengthy musings, favorite moments (some obvious, some ridiculously minor) that make Star Wars so great, and other things that cross my mind on viewings. Dangerously close to treading into deadly blog-ish territory, perhaps, but fortunately for you I don't discusss what I'd decided to wear while watching, or what CDs are in my stereo. Also available in Empire and Clones flavors. Lightsaber duel records - A pointless but interesting (I think) examination of the movie duels: Won-loss records by character, Light vs. Dark Side, blade color, along with a list of individual duel outcomes. For the sports fan in all of us.
Caricature
	A small gallery of various attempts at caricature. Details on my minor hobby, along with a more sizeable number of celeb-edition attempts, can be found in the comics section (strictly amateur stuff).
Other Art
	A hodge-podge section of various doodling I've done since my high school days, and I was perfectly sober when I did all of 'em.
Books - Personal (nonfiction) favorites Links - An outdated, typical listing of the usual fan/news sites.

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