Bill Austin Famous Quotes
There are some other Bill Austin sites around. There is Bill Austin the Poet, Bill Austin the Marine Biologist, several Bill Austin Disk Jockey's, Bill Austin the mathematician, Bill Austin the systems engineering company, Bill Austin the yacht salesman, and others.
06-23-1963 "Somebody has to be in charge" 11-15-1975 "We just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are our arms tired." 06-23-1976 "Everything changes, everything stays the same." 11-17-1979 "The first two years of college are vocabulary lessons. The second two years are spent learning who to ask and where to look it up." 10-06-1983 "When you take dancing lessons, you learn steps and you learn steps and you learn steps. It can go on for a long time. And then one day, you just learn to dance, and it is so different." 04-21-1985 "I'm on a mission from George!" 12-22-1986 "Nothing is a problem" 06-04-1987 "I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again." 07-15-1991 "Rio Salado? Salad River?" 03-25-1992 "Wireless home communications is a marketable product which we have the technology to build" 10-06-1993 "Why would I lie about a thing like that?" 08-01-1994 "No, I am not the Bill Austin of "Beth and Bill", I am the famous Bill Austin"
10-01-1994 "Hey, I'm a Chemist, remember?" 12-01-1994 "People Ask Me, "Why is it free?" and I tell them (really slowly) "Because it doesn't cost anything." 09-06-1996 "There are no problems, only opportunities" 06-30-1997 "There are no opportunities, only problems" 03-30-1998 "Nothing is decided" 06-25-1998 "Something is decided but no one is talking" 09-06-1998 "It has been declared a success, it is a success" 12-01-1998 "A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says ... What is this, a joke?" 12-14-1998 "Somebody has to be in charge"
05-07-1999 "A picture is not worth 1000 words on the Internet. The information is in the text." 01-12-2000 "At Motorola, punishment for success far exceeds punishment for failure." 10-29-2002 "Lack of vision and strategic thinking at the top poisons the entire seed stock of company management." "I only laugh when it hurts." 06-02-2004 "I was doing wireless when wireless wasn't cool." 04-25-2007 "T and A are the most important elements in Internet Marketing."- The T & A of Internet Marketing