During the years that longtime Republican and veteran Nazi for Jesus (NFJ), Kenneth Starr, was the Whitewater "Independent" Council, Herr Starr demonstrated to the whole world just how mean, cruel, vicious and ruthless one human being can be to his fellow human beings. God only knows how many of the commandments this evil little man has shattered (and how many times he has shattered them). Even his fellow Republican monsters Joseph McCarthy and Roy Cohn pall to Herr Starr.

The late Truman Capote had a special label for people like Herr Starr, if they were homosexual. He called them Vicious Fruit. But, why restict this insulting label to just gay people, such as Roy Cohn? As far as I'm concerned it's a label that can be applied to a certain strain of homosapiens, in general, regardless of sexual orientation; and Herr Starr in particular. The only question remaining is: Is Kenneth Starr straight Vicious Fruit or is he Gay Vicious Fruit? Continue reading, and then you can judge for yourself.

In deciding Herr Starr's sexual orientation, let us first consider the straight argument. Herr Starr is married and does have children. Of course, this in itself, proves nothing. There are many married men who are gay, as many a wife can attest to.

There is one interesting fact concerning Starr's daughter Carolyn. Carolyn attended Stanford at the same time as Chelsea Clinton did. Some of Herr Starr's critics claim that Starr actually sent Carolyn Starr to Stanford to spy on Chelsea and to accumulate information about Chelsea's sex life. If this is indeed the case then one must ask what Herr Starr planned on doing with the information? In addition, it raises the question of how low a low life specimen like Herr Starr can really go?

Now for the gay argument. Consider the following:

• Herr Starr's mother said this about here soft, effeminate voiced son: "He was not a bit girl-crazy. He never did date girls to amount to anything. He was nice to all of them."
• A gentleman by the name of Chris Hagin claims to have gone to high school with Starr. Chris claims that Starr "was a drag queen in high school". Furthermore, Chris claims that Starr "was also caught in a closet behind the auditorium stage with another boy. They both had their pants below their knees."(Note: At the time of this writing, 6/2000, neither Herr Starr or anyone representing Starr has ever objected to the contents of Hagin's website, nor demanded any clarification or retraction!

So that's about it. Not much to go on, either way. You'll just have to decide for yourself.