Every Who
Down in Who-ville
Liked Christmas a lot...


But he Grinch,
Who lived just North of Who-ville,
Did NOT!


Every year he would gather up his dog Max
and his sleigh to complete his task
He'd go down to Who-ville, and steal teh Christmas stuff
then he'd go to the top of Mt. Crumpet to try and dump it fast enough
for every year, his heart would grow four times it's size
and stop him from the wrong doing, with hapiness as his prize

But after the Who-feast, somethign strange would happen
He'd go back to his hime, and turn from joyous to downtrodden
No one knows why he does, some say it's a virus, some say he'll drink
Some say it's jsut dark in his cave, and others won't say what they thing

One things for certain, when he does go bad
all he can think about is nothing that will make him glad...
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, the Whos amke me sick, and every year they'll make with their merry, and nothing I do can do the trick.  I want to end this Christmas thing, and end it I will alright, I'll find a way to it, and for once, I'l do it right!

So he thought and thought and thought, and thought some more
When in all of that thinking, he hit his head on the door.
But when he came to, he had an idea, "It's Max thats the problem, certainly not me!"
So he took to his dog, and said to him, "Sorry boy, you won't be coming with me,
I need to make a better sled, one that'll go fast and speedy, Then I can get to the top of the mountain when I need to, oh yes indeedy!

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