1) Are you interested in Science or Math or Bio Ag?
Assuming No!
2) How are your essay writing skills?
All but Poli Sci need this in the Humaninities. 3) Do you like reading long boring articles that basically say, I'm
not positive cause I wasn't there, but this is what I think happened.
If no, say good bye to History and or Ethnic Studies.
4) Do you like to think that the light sabers in Star Wars are
phallic symbols?
No? Then say bye to Comparative Lit and Film studies
5) Do you like to mess with peoples heads and bad mouth them in your
head?
No? Then forget Psychology.
6) Do you believe that God is sacred and all other religions should
Perish!
Then Religious studies, ain't for you.
7) Do you cry everytime you part with a story on the board?
I would have to say that workshops are too brutal for a Creative
Writing Major.
8) Are you sane?
Then English isn't really right for you.
If you've said no to all of the above, You must be a....
Wait for it!
Sociology Major!