Welcome!

If you know me, you probably know what I am... so yes, that is carpet.  Not Creep.

Really, if it were the nasty purple stuff, what would happen if a picture fell off the wall?

Much of this stuff is from back before I was infested... YMBAZ doesn't have the same ring, y'know?

You might be a weregryphon!  Not sure?
I've assembled a list to help people like you decide.
And for those of you who already know you aren't human, there's another list to make sure you're not.

Keeping up with the times, I have put the (in)famous 1-800-GET-ZERG, and the Zerg FAQ.

My music has moved elsewhere!
A collection of wav and mp3 recordings, of me singing assorted music into the comp mike.

Want other artistic stuff I've done?  I've written a lot of poetry, and it's all here!  Beware, contains more than your daily requirment of angst.

What am I, you say?  Poor manners, for a host to be noncorporeal all the way down his webpage...
I've arranged a Me Gallery so that I can avoid writing those thousands of words I'd need otherwise.

Where to, pardner?  This here's my links page, which don't have nearly anythin' yet, but I'm postin' it here anyhoo.
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Last Changed: 3/04/00
The Guilders circle 'round, mourning the loss of their own...
[rededicated In Rememberance]
 
 

A gryphon has my heart.

Sparhawk_YMBAW@postoffice.worldnet.att.net