The Stewartsville Press
The Newsletter of the
Stewartsville Presbyterian Church
550 North Main Street
Stewartsville, NJ 08886
908-859-1399
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http://home.att.net/~sp_churchMarch 2001
D
ear Friends"Of the memorizing of many numbers and the writing of many acronymns there is no end!"
I dialed the wrong number the other day…actually it wasn’t a wrong number it was a different number than I wanted to call. It happened to be a parishoner, and she recognized my voice. We chatted for a moment. I apologized, hung up, and then looked up the right number. My memory had crossed wires again, but it got me to thinking of all of the silly things we have to remember.
When did we become so obsessed with numbers and letter combinations? We could fill books with things things that our parents never had to memorize.
Here is a sampling of what I’m talking about. Do you know your… Social Security numbers, telephone numbers, calling card, numbers, fax numbers, e-mail addresses, License Plate numbers, BP readings, LDL, HDL, garage door opener touch pad, PSA readings, and PIN numbers.
That is just for starters. Put on your hat, and take the following test, you’ll see what I’m talking about… Do any of the following have an meaning for you at all? They are commonly used acronymns or initials, and were just waiting at the surface of my brain to clutter and confuse. AA, AAA, AARP, ABC, ADD, ADHD, AED, AFL, ARC, BBC, BO, BSA, CEO, DVD, DVM, DMV, EP, EPA, ER, ERA, ETA, GPA, GNP, GOD (Guaranteed Overnight Delivery), GOP, GTO, IRA, KGB, KP, KFC, LSMFT, MADD, MBA, MCI, MLK, MTA, MVA, MSW, NBA, NFL, NHL, NCAA, NAACP, NHRA, NJSP, NJEA, NPO, OSHA, NRA, NSA, NYC, OBGYN, OJ, OR, OT, PA, PBA, PDQ, PGA, PLO, PMS, POW, PCUSA, PP&L, PR, PSA, PTO, PVC, Q&A, QT, RCA, R&D, RR, RV, SUV, SADD, SS, SPCA, TB, TLC, TPA, TNT, TV, TNT TWA, UAW, UCC, UK, UN, UPW, USA, VA, VC, VD, VFW, VGA, VP, VCR,VW, WBA, WHO, WD40, WIC, and the unforgettable WWF.
Forgive my indulgence in this rather frustrating act of futility, but do you get my drift? It it any wonder that even young people are saying that they can’t remember things, or that we sometimes feel overwhelmed by it all? Our poor brains have been assaulted by meaningless letters, out of which they had to make some sense.
So, for the sake of our sanity, clarity, and beauty, I offer you the only thing I will ever demand that you remember, but please don’t tell the Confirmation Class.
Here it is, and don’t forget it…..
Jesus loves you!
Pastor Roan
APRIL 2001
ELDERS SERVING COMMUNION IN APRIL
Preparation: Fred Gary and Robert Hurte
Serving: Fred Gary, Robert Hurte, Robert McFarlane, Peggy Smith,Thomas K. Thomas, John Van Decker
ELDERS SERVING COMMUNION ON MAUNDY THURSDAY APRIL 12TH
Preparation: Volunteers
Serving: Frank Baylor, Ralph DeHaas, George Earling, Fred Gary, Robert Hurte, Robert McFarlane
LAY READERS FOR APRIL
April 1 Raina Fox – Isa. 43:16-21; Psalm 126; Phil 3:4b-14; John 12:1-8
April 8 Fred Gary – Luke 19:28-40; Psalm 118:1-2, 19-29; Isa. 50:4-9a; Psalm 31:9-16; Phil 2:5-11; Luke 22:14-23:56 or Luke 23:1-49
April 15 Mary Lou Gary – Acts 10:34-43 or Isa. 65:17-25; Psalm 118:1-2, 14-24; l Cor. 15:19-26 or Acts 10:34-43; John 20:1-18 or Luke 24:1-12
April 22 Matthew Gary – Acts 5:27-32; Psalm 118:14-29 or Psalm 150; Rev. 1:4-8; John 20:19-31
April 29 Barbara Hurte – Acts 9:1-16; Psalm 30; Rev. 5:11-14; John 21:1-19
Lenten Schedule:
Wednesday April 4th 8:00 PM 5th Union Service SPC
Palm Sunday April 8/
9:30 Sunday School and Adult Bible Study
10:45-Worship Service
Maundy Thurs. April 12th 6:30 PM Soup Supper & Communion Service
Good Friday April 13th 12:00 PM Joint Worship five churches at Annuciation Roman Catholic Church in Bloomsbury
EASTER SUNDAY April 15th
9:30 Sunday School & Adult Bible Study
10:45 Worship Service
The following are prayers written by Mary Lou Gary’s Sunday School class in 1999,
typed as they were written by the children.
Dear God, You are so Good!
Thank You for dyinig on the cross!
Please heal cut’s and bruises!
Dear God, You are very special to us.
Thank You for making us beter when we are sick.
Please give me a puppy.
You are very loving and perfect any you understand our sins.
Thank you for the Bible and our health and our holy family.
Please make all the people in the world beleave in you.
You are perfect and loving and understanding.
Thank You for are family and the Bible and are health.
Please make people believe in You.
You are loving.
Thank You for Jesus dying for our sins.
Please make my grammy better.
Thank You for boys and anamals.
Please make me live untell I turn 900.
Thank You for all the oxagen in the world.
Please help all the people in the hospitals, even the docters!
You are perfict.
Please make my brothers and sisters stop teasing us.
Thank You for friends.
Please can You make it snow on Monday.
Please give us love and piece.
Thank You for going threw all the painfullnes.
In Jesus Name We Pray, Amen.
GOD BLESS OUR CHILDREN!
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The View from Our Windown
CALENDAR FOR MARCH
Friday/March 2 World Day of Prayer
Sat. /March 3 9:00 pre school registration
Sunday/March 4 9:00-9:30 Cherub Choir Practice
9:30 Sunday School and Adult Bible Study
10:45 Worship Service
1:00 King’s Buffet
Mon/March 5 7:30 Deacon’s mtg.
Tues/March 6 10:00 Bible Study
Wed/March 7 7:00 Senior Choir
8:00 Lenten Service at S’ville Presbyterian
8:00 AA Mtg.
Thurs/March 8 7:30 Grange Meeting
Sunday/March 11 9:00-9:30 Cherub Choir
9:30 Sunday School and Adult Bible Study
10:45 Worship Service
Monday/March 12 7:30 Session Meeting
Tuesday/March 13 10:00 Bible Study
Wednesday/March 14 7:00 Senior Choir
8:00 Lenten Services at First Lutheran
8:00 AA Meeting
Sunday/March 18 9:00 Cherub Choir Practice
9:30 Sunday School & Adult Bible Study
10:45 Worship Service
Monday/March 19 7:30 Women’s Assoc.
Tuesday/March 20 10:00 Bible Study
Wednesday/March 21 7:00 Senior Choir
8:00 Lenten Services at S’ville Pres. Church
8:00 AA Meeting
Thursday/March 22 7:30 Council of Chuches
Sunday/March 25 9:00 Cherub Choir practice
9:30 Sunday School and Adult Bible Study
10:45 Worship Service
3:00 Chapel Service at Lopatcong Care Cnt.
Tuesday/March 2 10:00 Bible Study
Wednesday/March 28 7:00 Senior Choir
8:00 Lenten Services at First Lutheran
8:00 AA Meeting
DON’T FORGET TO SET YOUR CLOCKS AHEAD ONE HOUR ON SATURDAY NIGHT, MARCH 31ST. DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME BEGINS APRIL 1.