Our three blondes were applying for the last available position on
the Oklahoma Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of
them and said, "You know these are TUFF times, and we mean
business around here. So y'all want to be a cop, eh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file
folder. Sitting back down, he opened it up and pulled out a picture,
and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must
be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities
such as scars, etc".

He stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it
after about 2 seconds. "Now, he said, "Did you notice any
distinguishing features about the man?"

The blonde immediately said! "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one
eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in
her face for 2 seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you?

Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed, Didn't you hear
what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face!
Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused, too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde,
Tamara, and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...." He
lashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it,
saying, "All right. Did you notice anything distinguishing or
unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I did. This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began
looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the
blonde with a puzzled expression and said,

"You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the
world could you tell that by looking at this picture?"

Tamara rolled her eyes and said, "Duh! With only one eye and one
ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."

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