Santa
Online
by
Smerelda
Surfer: Hi there! Is this really Santa?
Response: Ho! Ho! Ho!
Surfer: Well Hello Santa. How busy are you right now now?
Santa: Too busy if I may say it frankly. Gifts, letters,
reindeer, elves, persistent chimney problems. But I like it that way.
Surfer: Got time to chat?
Santa: Always! Just let me clear a few windows.
Surfer: Santa is Christmas really about gifts and presents?
Santa: Yes, definitely. I am here to
give and I'd wish everybody
would feel the same way. That's what I've been doing for nearly two
thousand years.
Surfer: Santa are you real?
Santa: Of course
I am. No question of that. When enough
people believe in me, in their
heart, my spiritual existence is a fact. I'm answering you here.
Right?
The continuous existence of
me, is proof that I am needed and
that people believe in me. That
is why I keep popping up on the Internet here and there.
Surfer: Santa, do you think people are too greedy?
Santa: Well, I do get an unbelievable amount of email every
year asking or very materialistic things. Then along comes
a
fmessage from a true believer.
It's like a glow that outshines even Rudolph's nose.
And believe me, those messages come too!
Surfer: Where do you live live?
Santa: At the North Pole. But actually I am residing in
Cyberspace mainly.
Surfer: How do you like living on the net?
Santa: Let me put it this way for instance..For hundreds of
years I have lurked in countless little books, most of the time
out of print, wrong colors, and odd costumes. Now I am a high
tech Santa in Cyberspace.
I can speak, answer email, chat in real time, and participate.
It's the opportunity of a lifetime if used right. It's just different
altogether.
altogether. No more lurking in the dark pages of books seldom
picked up. I have been delurked. This suits me enormously well.
And I can reach the hearts of people more easily.
Surfer: Who are Santa's helpers?
Santa: I have two kinds of spiritual helpers. Flying reindeer
and elves. The Reindeer transport me and my luggage around
the world. The elves help me year round.
I also have human helpers. Those who feel the prescence
of the
Christ Child and Santa in their hearts.
Surfer: Where did the Elves and Reindeer come from?
Santa: Come now, that's classified information. I can only
say that in the Magical Kingdom, which is in the minds of
children, there are many kinds of beings, good and bad.
My elves are the good ones who will fight for good at the
drop of a hat or the cry of a child.
Surfer: What are the names of your Reindeer?
Santa: Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Donder,
Blitzen, Cupid and Comet. Rudolph is the lead reindeer.
Surfer: Is Rudolph's nose red?
Santa: Yes, indeed it is. And it is shining, The reason for
this is unclear, but we feel that He reacts to the weather
in Cyberspace.
Surfer: What about the other reindeer?
Santa: Well, no red noses. But Blitzen
is fast and Dancer likes a
little 2-step now and then. Cupid is the lovable one of the bunch.
Being magical creatures they like Internet too, BTW.
Surfer: What do you like to eat ?
Santa: Oh, look at my picture.
I'd eat anything, including
bytes and bits and get more "roly-poly" every year unfortunately.
But if you insist on leaving me a byte, a few cookies and a little
egg nog will be just fine.
Surfer: How old are you?
Santa: Two thousand years, give or take a couple of years.
When the Christ Child was given the First Christmas Presents,
I was there.
And I have done my duty continuously thereafter.
Surfer: How can you deliver all the goodies in just one night?
Santa: I have my helpers. And first and foremost I have the Magic.
Kids understand this naturally.
Surfer: Oops sorry Santa! I got the old cyberboot.
*dusting off pants* Hello Santa..Santa??? Are you there??
Oh Santa, please don't go...
I had so many more questions. And it was so
good to chat with you. Look for me again online..Will you?
I love you Santa.. and my ICQ number is.....
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Real Spirit of Christmas Future!!
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