The Ministry of Idiots What Type of Idiot are You? Quiz
What Type of Idiot are You? Quiz
What is your battle cry? Crikey! Dippy di do! Durrr... The meaning of life can be compressed into one simple explanation! Vote for me! Zzzzzzz...
Choose your weapon. Hoe (as in the tool, mind you) Mind powers Nuke Remote Rope BOOM!
What do you do on your free time? Eat Flip channels Get involved with huge sex scandals Go BOOM! Hunt crocs Think
What is your favorite body part? Arms Brain Teeth Thumb Vocal chords (except after work... heheh...) Poop
There is a colony of you now. Where is it? All across the USA Austrailia Down home In high-brow sections of Europe Washington, D.C. What's a colony?
How many people live there with you? About 1,000 About 500,000,000 About negative 15 It's hard to tell, because we keep killing each other Just me and my animal friends Only a select few
Which of the following people makes you laugh the most? Andy Griffith and friends Gary Trudeau Monty Python Steve Irwin "Weird Al" Yankovic Me does!
What's your favorite book? Atlas Shrugged The Bible Go Dog GO! Either The No Spin Zone or Stupid White Men The Origin of Species I don't read books, I just watch the movies
A funny word. Booger G'day Manifesto Nietzche Potato Tuggleduhbluggo
What's your favorite store to shop? Amazon.com Barnes & Noble My kitchen REI Save Mart I don't shop, I have people for that
I am challenging your intellegence. And now I'm challenging your point of view! My intellect cannot be challenged, you typical human. Okay. Want a beer? Shucks. *falls asleep* *brain explodes*
What exactly are your hands doing? Clicking the remote. Milking the cows, feeding the chickens, and watering the wheat. One is covering a croc's mouth, the other is up his butt. That is not for the public to know. Thinking. What's a hand?
What is your favorite kitchen appliance? Electrical outlet Microwave Oven Stove Refridgerator Toilet
Can I help you out there? Okay, let me get my 200 page list of chores for you to do. Only if you're on my side. Mind carrying me to the bathroom? No. Sure, just hop on his bum and help me rassle him. *brain explodes*
How will you push the button? With caution With knowledge With power With responsibility With my finger I won't
Any last words? Ack! That croc whacked me and got my ear! Figure it out. I need to sleep. I should lose some weight. I should stop licking electronics. Me for president!