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What Type of Idiot are You? Quiz

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What is you favorite television channel?
BBC
CSPAN
Discovery
TV Land
Hey, I'll watch anything!
I like to watch my hand...

What is your battle cry?
Crikey!
Dippy di do!
Durrr...
The meaning of life can be compressed into one simple explanation!
Vote for me!
Zzzzzzz...

Choose your weapon.
Hoe (as in the tool, mind you)
Mind powers
Nuke
Remote
Rope
BOOM!

What do you do on your free time?
Eat
Flip channels
Get involved with huge sex scandals
Go BOOM!
Hunt crocs
Think

What is your favorite body part?
Arms
Brain
Teeth
Thumb
Vocal chords (except after work... heheh...)
Poop

There is a colony of you now. Where is it?
All across the USA
Austrailia
Down home
In high-brow sections of Europe
Washington, D.C.
What's a colony?

How many people live there with you?
About 1,000
About 500,000,000
About negative 15
It's hard to tell, because we keep killing each other
Just me and my animal friends
Only a select few

Which of the following people makes you laugh the most?
Andy Griffith and friends
Gary Trudeau
Monty Python
Steve Irwin
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Me does!

What's your favorite book?
Atlas Shrugged
The Bible
Go Dog GO!
Either The No Spin Zone or Stupid White Men
The Origin of Species
I don't read books, I just watch the movies

A funny word.
Booger
G'day
Manifesto
Nietzche
Potato
Tuggleduhbluggo

What's your favorite store to shop?
Amazon.com
Barnes & Noble
My kitchen
REI
Save Mart
I don't shop, I have people for that

I am challenging your intellegence.
And now I'm challenging your point of view!
My intellect cannot be challenged, you typical human.
Okay. Want a beer?
Shucks.
*falls asleep*
*brain explodes*

What exactly are your hands doing?
Clicking the remote.
Milking the cows, feeding the chickens, and watering the wheat.
One is covering a croc's mouth, the other is up his butt.
That is not for the public to know.
Thinking.
What's a hand?

What is your favorite kitchen appliance?
Electrical outlet
Microwave
Oven
Stove
Refridgerator
Toilet

Can I help you out there?
Okay, let me get my 200 page list of chores for you to do.
Only if you're on my side.
Mind carrying me to the bathroom?
No.
Sure, just hop on his bum and help me rassle him.
*brain explodes*

How will you push the button?
With caution
With knowledge
With power
With responsibility
With my finger
I won't

Any last words?
Ack! That croc whacked me and got my ear!
Figure it out.
I need to sleep.
I should lose some weight.
I should stop licking electronics.
Me for president!

Footnote of the page: Tell me, why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?