Diary of a Serial Thriller
The Life and Times of Shane Helms

Entry #2 Friday, October 29th, 1999.

Well, let me start by saying that I want to update my diary at least once a week, but as it turns out it has been exactly one month since my last entry. Needless to say, this will be corrected soon. In my defense though, working on the WCW/Warner Bros. film is very time consuming. Everyday is a twelve hour day, and that doesn't include trying to squeeze some personal time out of the day. But, I am still having a great time!!!

So, what's been happening lately? Well for starters, www.shanehelms.com should be up anyday now. We have been working hard to put this site together and the next logical step was to accquire a domain name that was easy to remember. So keep trying, and www.shanehelms.com should be working any day now.

Earthquake anyone?

Well, I experienced my first (and hopefully last) earthquake last week. Funny story time: I have always been told that in case of an earthquake get out of the house/building if you can. So, there I am, sleeping peacefully. I ain't bothering nobody, when all of a sudden I hear a noise. I wake up because I think that it is these noisy jackoffs upstairs. So I'm pissed. Then, everything starts shaking and I realize what's happening, so I jump up and run like hell out of the building. Lucky for me that I had some underwear on, because usually I sleep, shall we say, freely! Which as it turns out was a mute point because no one else came outside with me. A few lights came on, but to California residents, a tremor is no big deal. So there I was standing outside like a clown in my damn underwear.

Movie to see: Fight Club!

Movie to rent: America's Funniest Home Video's Uncensored. There is some funny stuff on that tape. Rent it!

Next, I want to congratulate my friends The Dupp Family (Jack, Bo, and Puck) for getting on with ECW! And also to Angelica for getting signed with the WWF! All of these people are great friends of mine and it is awesome to see them doing so well!

And before I go, let me wish a very happy and wonderful birthday to one of my favorite people in the whole world, April Bigelow. This girl deserves so much happiness. Love ya baby!

Later,
Shane Helms