A Mighty Wind
Buffy: What do you mean I’m out? Take that! And that! And that!
Umpire: Ow! Ow! And OW! Okay, okay, advance to first base!
Announcer: Buffy the Umpire Slayer will be back, right after these commercials.
“Mom: Where have you been, son?
Teenager: I was over at Jimmy’s.
Mom: Jimmy’s mom called wondering where HE was.
Teenager: Oh, no, I meant I was out our other friend named Jimmy’s house. We were both there.
Mom: I’ve never heard of another friend named Jimmy. What’s his last name?
Teenager: Um ... uh ... Crackedcorn.
Are you tired of your kids lying to you?
Wife: What’s this receipt I found in your pants?
Husband: Oh that?!? Al from the office needed me to pick up a couple things for him while I was in that part of town.
Wife: What did he need at a store called The Wet and Shaved Beaver???
Husband: They sell hard to find stuffed animals. His daughter’s birthday is coming up.
Wife: A stuffed animal cost $350?
Husband: They’re really hard to find.
Are you tired of your spouse lying to you?
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Sure, some people are harder to crack than others, but we guarantee that even James Bond would crack once Eugene Levy’s hideously annoying character appears!
Eugene Levy: “Imba umba um uh epp?”
Husband: AHHHHHHH!!! Okay, okay, I bought some Spanish porn videos! For the love of humanity, turn that >:-# OFF!!!
Wife: Thanks “A Mighy Wind!”
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Umpire: I’m afraid I’m going to have to x-ray your bat. No one could knock a head 100 feet from the body without a corked bat.
Buffy: You want an upclose and personal look at my bat, huh?
Umpire: No! AIEEEE!!!
ShadowDog Sez:
They had a lot of cool points coming out of their “Best In Show” movie but they lost all of them on this piece of cat poop! I’d rather have a chainsaw enema than sit through this tedious movie again!
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