Episode Report Cards

Precipitate

Overall grade A+++++++++!!!
Best episode EVER! I laughed until I thought I was gonna die! And besides all the fantastic humor, you have Anthony doing his best acting ever ... pulling off six different characters besides his regular one. And you have the angst of six other people stuffed into one ep! Superdly written, wonderfully acted, expertly edited ... if you can only show ONE episode to try and hook someone on The Dead Zone, make it this one!!!!!!!!! I’d gush some more but the replay is on in 30 minutes! I gotta see this one AGAIN! RIGHT NOW!!

Johnny A+
Next time, let the snot nosed kid get hit by the car! >:-# Stoooopid ungrateful mother!! >:-# Other than that, you were firing on all cylinders! Well played, me laddie!

Bruce A+
Another scene stealing performance! So many great lines I can’t keep track! Sent Coughy over to Johnny’s house! ROTFLMMAO!!!! I was surprised you got dusted so quickly by the Land Monster. This brings your total fight record on this show up to 0-2. Mebbe you should schedule Buster Douglas for your next bout. I’m still laughing about your pregnancy remark! ROTF!!!!

Happy Milk Carton Faces of the Week:
Sarah, Dana, and Li’l Johnny. WOO HOO!! Buh bye! Don’t show up again next week!!

Sad Milk Carton Faces of the Week:
Walt and Purdy. *sob* I missed you guys. :’-(

Snippy Pondscum Boss Z-
He writes science fiction, you abject illiterate >:-#wipe buffoon! So why did you bring up Stephen King, who writes horror? Wait! I know! Because you have to be able to READ to cite Jack L. Chalker or Orson Scott Card, who are science fiction writers! Step in front of a bus, you mocking degenerate waste of fresh air!!!!

Smokin’ Daredeviless A
WOO HOO!! Thank the baby Jesus YOUR very fine looking life got saved! I need a towel!

Writer A
Sniff. Only two hundred rejections??? (dabs eyes) Those were the days. I remember when I only had that many. I had to mark you down for having your personal mail sent to your workplace. WTF???? You don’t have a mailbox at home? This is ESPECIALLY confusing given how much of a maggot your boss is! However, I marked you back up for saving the Godness O’ Hotness’ life.

Bob and Sherry B
You two were a little creepy but given the other romances on this series, I’m giving you a pass. I had to mark you down for having the same names as a nationally syndicated radio morning show team.

Coughy B
Thanks for fighting for our country. But I’m not buying the whole homeless guy in Maine thing. We don’t have them 1,000 miles to the South, dude would be frozen solid up there!

Sir Eats a Lot B
Oysters???? The only thing nastier than oysters is prune flavored yogurt!!! Blech! Also, no PIEs????? Sir, you disappoint me. Gotta love a fellow eataholic though.
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Ungrateful Dirtbag Mother F
Next time, your crumbsnatcher DIES, you horsefaced lawsuit filing tramp!

Moment of Zen:
The Pondscum mentioned Stephen King, who thus exists in the world of the Dead Zone. So hasn’t Johnny, Sarah, Walt, Bruce, Purdy, Dana, or Stillson ever read the Stephen King novel “The Dead Zone”??? What about anyone else in Cleaves Mills?

Moral of the Ep:
“If you can’t get published, don’t kill yourself! Just go out and save the life of a Jessica Alba lookalike!”

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