Episode Report Cards

The Outsider

Overall grade B
Really nice to have a non arc story, and this one had me guessing until the end. I looked at my watch when 15 minutes to go and I said “No WAY they wrap this up tonight!” Boy was I wrong! And very nicely wrapped up it was! This grade would be higher but I’m a little irritated with all the off screen activity. The X-Files did this in the last couple seasons. >:-# “All this interesting stuff is happening but we’re not going to show you fans, we’ll do it behind closed doors.” Let’s hope this was an aberration.

Johnny A
WOO HOO!! Nothing was better than you tearing up the Snoopy Van! I could really relate to it because I’d been mad as >:-# over them snooping into my life! Also loved to bits the part where you almost let his Armageddon vision slip to Purdy. Nice recovery, Johnny! :-D

Bruce B
Your appearance in the teaser cracked me up! LOL!! Still not enough of you so far this year, though. >:-#

Dana A
So let me get this straight. You know that Johnny and Sarah have slept together? In fact, you think they still are. But you’re ALSO sleeping with Johnny. And this is all okay? WOO HOO!!! I hate to say this, but Dana is growing on me!!
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Walt B
(He wasn’t in it much, but I really love his attitude when he drags Johnny to the station. Very professional. This is one of the few times in TV we see the consequences of losing your temper.)

Sarah C
How could you think Walt would hire a private eye to spy on her? And even if he would, why would Walt’s investigator question your friends? Can you say ‘complexing?’ Your expression when Johnny went off the chain and trashed the van was priceless, though.

Purdy C
You could have done more to help Johnny!! Whatever happened to putting the fear of Gawd in people????

Dr. Berke B
An abject loser with the ladies, so I have much in common with you. So I was rooting for you. Thank GOD you shaved that mop, though! (thank Dana anyway) I could have done without your “you shouldn’t mess with people’s lives” comment though. Would you rather thousands of babies die, Milhouse?

Claire A
An abject loser with the ladies, so I have much in common with you. So I was rooting for you. Thank GOD you shaved that mop, though! (thank Dana anyway) I could have done without your “you shouldn’t mess with people’s lives” comment though. Would you rather thousands of babies die, Milhouse?

Dana’s Scared Boss F
You SUCK. I don’t even want to look at you anymore, get out of my post!!!!

Snippy Bald Man F
You ungrateful maggot! I can see where you’re coming from at the beginning. Some kook comes in with a bull story. That’s fine. You were too snippy for my taste, but that’s cool. But would it have killed you to say thank you, as Johnny pointed out? Grow some hair, you degenerate swampscum!

Snoopy F
So you like sitting in vans spying on people all day long, eh? Does that make you feel powerful? Why then did you whimper like a ’67 Ford on a cold day when a CRIPPLED man made your van look like Guns and Roses’ last hotel room? It ain’t no fun when the rabbit’s got the gun, is it?

Moral of the Ep:
“If you wanna talk on the phone while playing video games and not get blown up, use a headset phone!”

Feedback

no1amhfan
Great report card Shadow! I hate to admit this, but last nights episode made me see Dana in a different light too! (at least until I found out how she got her job!!!) I think Dana was referring to "pre-night with Sarah" when she made the comment about Johnny and her sleeping together. At the beginning of Destiny, they kind of implied that.
Wow!!! Did I love seeing my BABE get crazy when he tore up the van!!! I jumped up and screamed "YESSS!" Don't mess with my Johnny!!!! He made my night!(actually my whole week!!!)

maplebear
I give it an A- what with Seinfield.

jsmithDZlvr
i love your report card shadow!!! i cant wait till next week's episode and your predictions on it!

billycola
I cheered when Johnny trashed the van. Don't mess with psychics! And I think Dana is pretty cool. I believe she loves Johnny.

Digigoose
Nice post ShadowDead! I agree with pretty much everything you said, I loved Sarah's expression too hehe, optional moral of the ep:
"If you don't wanna die while on the phone, PAUSE THE GAME!" lol I just had to write that.

JohnnysGirl2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Nice one, SD!!! I love it, and I totally agree!
And girls, was TickedOff!Johnny a serious turn-on or what?????

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