Episode Report Cards

Descent

Overall grade A
Dramatic, tense, arcy ... what more could you want? Gotta love two parters.
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Johnny B+
It would have been easy for you to cower on the surface, especially with the still lame leg. And ESPECIALLY with the cave in vision.

Dana F
Cry me a river, you fake, shallow, harpy. You know you love what happened!!!

SarahB+
Anytime you tell Dana to “go to hell” you get top marks. Would have been an “A” but you got as much in the paramedics’ way as you possibly could. Were you TRYING to keep them from saving Walt? Pushing aside Johnny’s attempts to comfort was really irritating. >:-#

Purdy A
Lawsuit allergic fake sympathizing dirtbag or honestly compassionate Reverend? DOS plays it so smoothly you can’t tell.

Walt D-
I love you Walt, don’t get me wrong, but we’re trying to save kids here! Quit your whining!! Lose points also for rubbing it into Johnny’s face that you’re raising the J Man’s kid. >:-# This would be an “F” but you use a word that would get me banned from this board if I used it! Something’s out of whack when a bboard has a stricter moral code than the show it is devoted to.

Snippy Search and Rescue Jerk D
Four kids are trapped underground, is this really the time for five decade old song anecdotes? With a tone more acidic than Keith Richards’ blood and an attitude more nasty than boiled pancakes, you SUCK. Would be an “F” but you had the good grace to die.

Search and Rescue Dogs F
My eleven year old senile and arthritic Sheltie could drink a fifth of vodka and STILL track better than them!

Grandpa John Smith F-
Two people on the same show with the same name is confusing enough. Three’s a crowd! Oh, and YOU SUCK for killing miners!

Tom and Erin D-
The Darwin Award Committee wants your phone number. You weren’t buried in but your master plan was to sit on your butt until you died of starvation? You were ten feet from a ladder!!!!!

Doug F-
Excuse me? What was your mewling excuse? You couldn’t see where to go? The tunnel right behind you was brighter than Tony Robbins’ smile!

Katie B
You’re the only kid who actually needed rescuing, being trapped in water and all.

CGI Water B+
Not bad on a TV budget.

Moral of the Ep:
“Suffering the sins of your ancestors isn’t just for Old School Far East cultures anymore!”

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