Dear Billy Bob,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your
engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget?
I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and
pierced nose. I now realize motorcycles aren't really
that dangerous, and I really should not have reacted that
way to the fact that you have never held a job.
I am also very sure that some other very nice people live
under the bridge in the park, too. Sure my daughter is
only 18 and wants to marry you instead of going to the University of Texas
on full scholarship. After all, you can't learn everything
about life from books.
I sometimes forget how backward I can be. I was wrong. I
was a fool. I have now come to my senses and you have my
full blessing to marry my daughter.
Sincerely, Your future father-in-law.
P.S. Congratulations on winning the lottery!
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