Sharra's Doggie Commandments

Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches anyone eat.

Thou shalt not bury anything under the Christmas tree.

Thou shalt not roll or walk in any smelley stuff thy finds in the yard.

Thou shalt not lie down next to me and commence licking.

Thou shalt not dig up my favorite rose bush or any other flowers.

Thou shalt not treat any shoes as if they were thy chew toy.

Thou shalt not drink out of the toilet except in emergencies.

Thou shalt keep thy wet nose off the patio door.

Thou shalt not kill the critters who come to gather nuts.

Thou shalt not pass gas in my presence, and then walk away as if thou has been offended by me.

Thou shalt not run away from home in pursuit of a good time.

Thou shalt refrain from coughing and gagging while we have company.

Thou shall not hide anything under my pillow.

Thou shalt not harmonize with any critter at 2a.m.

Thou shalt not sneak up on me and lick me in the mouth while I am sleeping.

Thou shalt not sit on any windowsills. Thou art a Rottweiler not a cat.

Thou shalt refrain from growling about sharing our bed with us.