Richard Moore's Epigrams
In an unpleasantly long and troubled life, Richard Moore has published several hundred epigrams and other short, humorous poems. Little groups of them will be posted on this website, a different group every week or so.
The epigram was a form of poetry popular among the ancient Greeks and Romans. But it gives problems to modern Americans, who always try to say nice things to each other. Epigrams are supposed to be nasty. Some people even think that all wit, all humor, has malice dancing in it somewhere. We speak of the butt of a joke and delight (at least the ancient Greeks and Romans delighted) in hearing one person deftly stick it to another. Performances like that relax our sentimental pretenses a bit. We may not be all that nice after all, but at least we can laugh about it. Humor has always been---and probably will always be---one way of dealing with the bad news omnipresent in human life.
And as Moliere, Shakespeare, and Swift well knew, when the object of the satire is the poet's own self, such humor can become sublime.
EPIGRAMS 98
LAMENT FOR A FERTILE FATHER
Few boys
disparage
the joys
of marriage.
Most girls
imagine
the pearls
they'll cadge in
(nor dread
dead fish in)
the wed
condition.
O churls
so mulish
and girls
so foolish
by lust
so harried
they must
get married
and flip
and splash in
their drip-
ping passion!
Each soon
discovers
this boon
of lovers
a pot
of nettles
and rot-
ting petals.
Love's sleeve
of custard
shall leave
them flustered:
no oath
can stop its
dark growth
of moppets,
no saint,
no ices,
no quaint
devices,
no plug,
no stopper. . .
He'll hug,
he'll hop her,
and still
she'll quicken--
until
they sicken.
They will!
Time's trickle
will dill
their pickle.
As both
grow older,
he, loath
to hold her,
holds one
who, tiring,
grows un-
desiring.
Then talk
turns brutal.
Both balk.
It's futile.
Love's way
now seething
with ba-
bies teething,
their mad
begetting
now sad
regretting,
they may
well tremble:
for they
resemble
drunk sots
whose swinging
gavottes,
gay singing,
and horn-
y laughter,
the morn-
ing after
are groans,
shrieks, sobbing;
nerves, bones,
skulls throbbing:
love's blear
wild clover
now mere
hangover.
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