``In Germany there was once a cart horse named Hans, owned by one Herr von Osten. Hans had to back the cart he pulled in a circular drive, and his skill at doing this, the story goes, so impressed von Osten that he decided that horses in general and Hans in particular must be smarter than generally supposed. Von Osten began doing various things with Hans, teaching him to respond to questions either by tapping with a hoof a certain number of times or else by indicating one of a number of blocks on which the alphabet had been written. Hans was a good learner, and in time philosophers, linguists and psychologists from all over came to test his acumen. It turned out that Hans could not answer questions if he could not see the person asking him. It turned out further that if the questioner was in sight, Hans could always find out what the questioner thought was the correct answer, no amtter how hard the questioner worked at remaining still and impassive. Hans apparently read minute changes in breathing, angles of the eyebrows, etc., with an accucary we have trouble imagining. This led to von Osten's being denounced as a fraud, and he seems to have died an unhappy man, not so much on his own account as on that of the horse in whom he so deeply believed. And there has now come to be a technical term in academic studies of animal psychology, the ``Clever Hans fallacy.'' This is the fallacy of supposing that an animal ``really'' understands words or symbols when what the animal is doing is ``merely'' reading body language. In the literature, this notion is used to discredit virtually anyone who disagrees with the writer in question as either a fraud and a charlatan or else as just plain credulous and stupid. There is an unhealthy air of triumph in the rhythms of the prose of the people who do this discrediting, and I have found myself moved to wonder why, if the trainers and thinkers who believe that Hans illustrates something more important are so discountable, they must be attacked so often. I told a friend of mine, the poet Josephine Miles, the story of Clever Hans. She said, in response to finding out that humans couldn't conceal from Hans what counted as the correct answer, ``But isn't that interesting!'' ...I saw many interesting things along the way. A student giving a paper on post-parturition behavior on cats would inadvertantly attribute to the mother cat a mental state, such as caring about her kittens. The student would be corrected and would learn in time to deliver solemnly quantified reports on the amount of licking behavior, suckling behavior and so on that was ``exhibited'' by the queens. I wondered about that word ``exhibited.'' Exhibited to whom? The researchers? The kittens? I also wondered about the intellectual and spiritual futures of students so carefully instructed in the terrible grammar such ways of talking entailed...'' Vicki Hearne, _Adam's Task_ p4, p7