//RANDOM QUOTE SCRIPT
var a = Math.random() + ""
var rand1 = a.charAt(5)
quotes = new Array
quotes[1] = ""What's up, Doc?", Tex Avery (Bugs Bunny)"
quotes[2] = ""Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.", Charles M. Schulz"
quotes[3] = ""Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.", Comic Book Guy"
quotes[4] = ""So little time and so little to do.", Oscar Levant"
quotes[5] = ""Never eat more than you can lift.", Miss Piggy"
quotes[6] = ""Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.", Alfred E. Newman"
quotes[7] = ""What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.", Dave Barry"
quotes[8] = ""Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.", Frank Zappa"
quotes[9] = ""It's kind of fun to do the impossible.", Walt Disney"
quotes[0] = ""Now is the time for all good men to come to.", Walt Kelly"
var quote = quotes[rand1]