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DID NASA FAKE THE FIRST MOON LANDING?
There is a group of people called the "Moon Hoax Supporters" who think
they did. Among them is a skeptical writer named Bill Kaysing. He writes,
"That's exactly what happened."
According to Kaysing: No stars can be seen in
the background sky as Neil
Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked across the moon's surface. "Not one
picture has ever come back from the alleged trip
to the moon that shows the
stars...nor do any of the astronauts comment on
the stars".
There is no blast crater in the pictures taken
of the lunar lander. A rocket
capable of landing on the moon should have burned out a huge crater
on the surface. Where is it?
The shadows are not black in the astronauts'
photos of the moon, and some
objects in shadows can be seen. Even a plaque
on the side of the lander
can be read clearly. If the sun is the moons
only source of light, and
there is no air to scatter that light, shadows
should be completly black.
When the top half of the lander took off from
the moon to bring the astronauts
back into orbit, there was no flame shooting out
from the rocket.
When the astronauts are assembling the American
flag the flag waves.
A flag wouldn't wave in a vacuum.
These are just some of the arguments provided
by these people. Interesting...
maybe true, maybe not. It seems they have some good points. Myself having
worked for the Fed Gummit many years can easily
believe they are capable
of deceit.
Now let's go on to Linda...you'll love this one.
Actually headlined by AP "KILLER BISCUITS
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER!"
(No, they were'nt baked by the Mt. Baker Lady).
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego
was visiting her in laws.
While there she went to a local supermarket to
pick up some groceries.
Several people saw her sitting in her car with
the windows rolled up and
her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back
of her head.
One customer became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very
strange. He asked if she was
OK and Linda answered that she had been shot in the back of the head and had
been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics
who broke into the car because the doors were
locked and Linda refused to
remove her hands from her head. When they finally
got in they found that Linda
had a wad of bread dough stuck to the back of
her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from
the heat, making a loud noise
that sounded like a gunshot and the wad of dough
hit her in the back of the
head. When she reached back to find out what it
was she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed
out, but quickly recovered
and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour
until someone noticed and
came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde...
Now we come to two guys who must be Linda's brothers.
Two hunters from Michigan...not a joke, folks.
This is from a radio news
broadcast.
A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $42,500 and has $560 monthly
payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter and, of course, all
of the lakes are frozen. They drive out on the lake with a gun and dog.
Now, they want to make some kind of natural landing spot for the ducks
and for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large enough for
a duck to land on a drilled hole won't do.
So, out of the back of the truck
comes a stick of dynamite with a 40 second fuse.
The two rocket scientists then
determine that they want to place the dynamite on the ice at a location far
from where they are and away from the truck.
They light the fuse and throw the dynamite. Remember the dog? A highly
trained black lab used for RETRIEVING. Especially things thrown
by his owner. Yes. The dog takes off and grabs the stick of dynamite with
the fuse burning. The two hunters yell, scream and wave their arms and
wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming.
One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shot gun is
only loaded with #8 buckshot so the dog is hardly bothered. The dog
stops for a moment then continues on. A second shot and the dog becomes really
confused and, dynamite in mouth, runs for cover. Under the truck. The
tail pipe is still hot and burns the dog...he yelps, drops the dynamite and
takes off after his master. Then, of course, BOOM. The truck is blown
to bits and the remains sink to the bottom of the lake in the hole the
dynamite made.
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake with the
use of illegal explosives is not covered.
Two priests died at the same time and St. Peter
met them at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said, "I'd let you guys in now but our computer is down. You'll
have to go back to Earth for about two weeks but
you can't go as priests. Anything
you want to be is fine. What'll it be?"
The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle soaring high
above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it" says St.
Peter and off flies the first
priest.
The second priest mulls this over then asks, "Will these two weeks
count?" "No. While the computer's down we can't keep track of you."
"In that case, I've always wanted to be a real
stud" say's the second priest.
"So be it" says St. Peter and off goes the second priest.
A couple of weeks later the computer is fixed and The Lord tells St. Peter
to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" he asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter.
"He's somewhere over the Rockies
soaring with the eagles but the second one could prove difficult."
"Why?" asked The Lord.
"He's on a snow tire somewhere in Maine."
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