Quotes contributed by members of Famous Quotes and Famous Sayings at The Famous Quotes List.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars 
a year and spends very little on office supplies. 
--Woody Allen 

Eighty percent of success is showing up. 
--Woody Allen 

Everybody says that comedy is harder to do. 
That's become a truism by now, but it's wrong. 
Comedy is not harder. 
The hardest thing is to do good work, whatever it is. 
--Woody Allen 

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. 
--Woody Allen 

It's not that I'm afraid to die. 
I just don't want to be there when it happens. 
--Woody Allen 

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. 
I want to achieve it through not dying 
--Woody Allen