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Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them. 
--Margaret Mitchell Gone with the wind 

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death 
--Unknown 

Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf 
--Will Rogers 

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax. 
--Albert Einstein 

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. 
--Roger Jones 

They said I live in a wonderful country and should pay my taxes with a smile! 
I tried that but they insisted on CASH!! 
--Mel Narvey 

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. 
It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. 
--Arthur C. Clarke 

He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, 
patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, 
discount discrimination-and taxes. 
--H. E. Martz 

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. 
--Robert A. Heinlein 

There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year. 
--Unknown 

Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes 
--Benjamin Franklin 

Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, 
because tax cuts give people more power, 
and take away from the role of government. 
--Rush Limbaugh 

Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, 
please ask why tax cuts raid the non-existent Social Security Trust Fund 
but all the Democrats' new spending doesn't? Will someone please ask that? 
--Rush Limbaugh 

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, 
he should see how it is with representation. 
--Rush Limbaugh 

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. 
--Tony Follari Comedian