Character 1: They Killed Kenny!
Character 2: The bastards!
Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college.
- South Park Chef
Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine
- Kyle - South Park
Kyle: The fat bitch won't let us.
Bus Driver: What did you say!?
Kyle: I said rabbits eat lettuce.
Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.
~Satan, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, 1999,
written by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, & Pam Brady
Stan: "Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly."
Cartman: "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise."
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