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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
- Ogden Nash

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough 
money so that you won't have to work. 
--Ogden Nash 

God in his wisdom made the fly and then forgot to tell us why.
- Ogden Nash

A touch of deafness lightens one of life`s heaviest chores-listening to bo 
--Ogden Nash 

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
--Ogden Nash 

Women would rather be right than reasonable.
--Ogden Nash 


The camel has a single hump; The dromedary, two; 
Or else the other way around, I'm never sure. Are you? 
--Ogden Nash 

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every 
new person you meet reminds you of someone else. 
--Ogden Nash