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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
--Milton Berle 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. 
--Milton Berle 

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
--Milton Berle 

Laughter is an instant vacation. 
--Milton Berle 

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live
--Milton Berle 

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
--Milton Berle 


I'd rather be a Could-Be if I cannot be an Are; because a Could -
Be is a May -Be who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a Has- 
Been than a Might- Have -Been by far, for a Might -Have -
Been has never been, but a Has was once an Are 
--Milton Berle