A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman
must do what he can't.
- Rhonda Hansome
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in
through the windows.
- Jennifer Unlimited
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice,
absolute logic and perfection are beyond human achievement and that
men have been able to live happily for thousands of years in a
state of genial frailty.
- Brooks Atkinson
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes
several days attack me at once.
- Jennifer Unlimited
When I was young, I was put in a school for
retarded kids for two years before they realized I
actually had a hearing loss...and they called ME
slow!
- Kathy Buckley
Behind every successful woman...is a substantial
amount of coffee.
- Stephanie Piro
Behind every successful woman...is a basket of
dirty laundry.
- Sally Poe
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender says...What is this, a joke?
- Unknown
You can turn painful situations around through
laughter. If you can find humor in anything - even
poverty - you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby
A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's
machinery.
- Unknown
If you can look into the mirror without laughter,
you have no sense of humor.
- Unknown
All my humor is based upon destruction and
despair. If the whole world was tranquil, without
disease and violence, I'd be standing on the
breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.
- Lenny Bruce
US comedian, satirist, author
Humor is just another defense against the
universe.
- Mel Brooks
Happiness for the average person may be said to
flow largely from common sense -- adapting
one-self to circumstances -- and a sense of humor.
- Beatrice Lillie (1898-1989)
English comedienne
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in
tranquility.
- James Thurber
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that
adds balance to your step as you walk the
tightrope of life
- William Arthur Ward
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon
without springs, jolted by every pebble in the
road.
- Henry Ward Beecher
Laughter sets the spirit free to move through even
the most tragic of circumstances. It helps us
shake our heads clear, get our feet back under us,
restoring our sense of balance and purpose. Humor
is integral to our peace of mind and to our
ability to go beyond survival.
- Captain Gerald Coffee
POW in Vietnam for seven years
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration
of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
- Romain Gary
Optimism and humor are the grease and glue of
life. Without both of them we would never have
survived our captivity.
- Philip Butler, Vietnam POW
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for
what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to
console him for what he is.
- Horace Walpole
English novelist
