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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. 
--Henny Youngman

I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . 
they have no holidays. 
--Henny Youngman 

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to 
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I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. 
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What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money 
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