Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you
cry with your girlfriends.
- Laurie Kuslansky
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to
somebody else.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
- Arnold Glasow
The earth laughs in flowers.
- ee cummings
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet
sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then
I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
- Jack Handey
Deep Thoughts
Draw a crazy picture Write a nutty poem Sing a
mumble-gumble song Whistle through your comb Do a
loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor Put
something silly in the world That ain't been there
before.
- Shel Silverstien
Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur
movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't
evolve for another million years. They're afraid
the movie will give kids a mistaken impression.
What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing
and dancing?
- Jay Leno
I'm cute in gym shorts! I'm slim and trim, and
you'd be impressed - I've good calves.
- Larry King
Once you get people laughing, they're listening
and you can tell them almost anything.
- Herbert Gardner
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh
- at yourself.
- Ethel Barrymore
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at
you because you're all the same.
- Unknown
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no
common denominator, but among those whom I love, I
can: all of them make me laugh
- W. H. Auden
If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.
- Erma Bombeck
The best blush to use is laughter: It put roses in
your cheeks and in your soul.
- Linda Knight
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
- Cheech Marin
Sometimes, a cute friend makes an acutely painful enemy.
- Unknown