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Hey, I'm a Chemist, remember? 
--Bill Austin 

"Somebody has to be in charge" 
--Bill Austin 

"We just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are our arms tired." 
--Bill Austin 

"Everything changes, everything stays the same." 
--Bill Austin 

"The first two years of college are vocabulary lessons. T
he second two years are spent learning who to ask and where to look it up." 
--Bill Austin 

"When you take dancing lessons, you learn steps and you 
learn steps and you learn steps. It can go on for a long time. 
And then one day, you just learn to dance, and it is so different." 
--Bill Austin 

"I'm on a mission from George!" 
--Bill Austin 

"Nothing is a problem" 
--Bill Austin 

"I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and 
WHAM! it never gets back out again." 
--Bill Austin 

"Rio Salado? Salad River?" 
--Bill Austin 

"Why would I lie about a thing like that?" 
--Bill Austin 

"No, I am not the Bill Austin of "Beth and Bill", I am the famous Bill Austin" 
--Bill Austin 

"There are no problems, only opportunities" 
--Bill Austin 

"There are no opportunities, only problems" 
--Bill Austin 

"Nothing is decided" 
--Bill Austin 

"Something is decided but no one is talking" 
--Bill Austin 

"It has been declared a success, it is a success" 
--Bill Austin 

"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. 
The bartender says ... What is this, a joke?" 
--Bill Austin 

"Somebody has to be in charge" 
--Bill Austin 

"A picture is not worth 1000 words on the Internet. 
The information is in the text." 
--Bill Austin 

"At Motorola, punishment for success far exceeds punishment for failure." 
--Bill Austin