1-How was the beginning of the band, was difficult to form Intense
Mutilation?
Intense Mutilation was formed when Fetus F*cker (who was playing bass in the
band C.U.N.T.) met Pungent (who was in the band Penis) at a show where C.U.N.T.
opened for Penis. Nine months later, Intense Mutilation was born, but it was a
difficult nine months. Strange cravings for Rocky Road Ice Cream with anchovies
seemed to haunt the band during the nine months. At the end of that nine month
period, things were so difficult that we'd be better served if we had an epidoral administered to us collectively. We finally got a whack on the rear and
Intense Mutilation took to life.
2- Why do you use atypical lyrics, how do you create all your music?
On our new CD (shameless plug) entitled "Sgt Lepper Falling Parts Club Band"
only available thru our website, http://www.IntenseMutilation.com, we wrote a song called "Buy
a Vowel For My Bowel" that provides an overview of the lyrical composition
process of Intense Mutilation. We typically eat a can of alphabet soup, let
nature run its course, then make words out of whatever floats in the bowl We're
sorry to disappoint the Hispanic readership of this WebZine but, at this time,
we are unable to find any cans of soup with tildas and are only limited to
English-based lyrics. By the way, did I mention that our new CD entitled "Sgt
Lepper Falling Parts Club Band" only available thru our website, http://www.IntenseMutilation.com?
3- Who do you do your covers, who created your beatleish cover and why?
The same person who created the artwork for our "Safe Sex" album also did the
artwork here, but our very own new guitarist, "E3 The Extra Testicle" finished
the coloring. As to why the artwork was created, it all started with Jack S*it,
our drummer, saying "create the artwork". Then, a combination of capillary
activities on pen ink and normal gravitational pull resulted in the artwork you see here:
http://home.att.net/~pungent/Leppers.jpg
4- Why do yo use the masks, do you think that are your weapons to fight in
your shows?
I see that you are astute enough to notice the change in our masks. In the past,
we used a simple white 
elastic-based cloth as the foundation for masks. Then our
bassist, Fetus F*cker, happened to mention (while eating a baloney sandwitch)
"...hey - why don't we use our masks as weapons to fight in our shows"? So, we
realized that we needed a thicker polymer for material for our masks. Lucky for
us, Anna Nicole Smith was selling her truss on Ebay. We got the winning bid,
made four masks out of it and had enough extra material left over to cut the
rest into strips and make vertical blinds for my patio door.
5- Will you edit your old demos, are you working with any label or are you
releasing your stuff independent?
From time-to-time, you will see our old demos available on Ebay (go to
http://www.IntenseMutilation.com, then click on "Buy 1980's Intense Mutilation
music products over the WEB here!"). Regarding independent release of the demos,
I made the mistake of storing a stack of old demos near my dog's food bowl. So,
he's been releasing the tapes at the rate of about one every seven hours. The
sound quality on these is like crap, however.
6- What do you know of Peru or Southamerica?
Well, I do know that your Head of State is named Alejandro Toledo. If you
scramble the letters, that makes "Ted Joe Anal Drool", "Dean Jed Oral Tool" and
"Rod Jell A Dane Too". So, sounds like this guy's an equal opportunity fudge
packer.
7- Have you played in live, how asre your shows, will you play with your old
band Penis?
Offhand, I play with Penis quite often, but not publically. Issues with
diminishing eyesight as well as electrolysis on my palm have resulted in me
playing with Penis less often, however. Penis was always full of ego, with its former members being cock-y and all.
Recently, some of the guys started writing songs under the banner name of "Viagra" and let
me tell you, if you thought they had big heads before, you aint't seen nothing
yet!
8- What do you think about pornography, which are your faves one, and about
drugs are you agree with the soft drugs?
A warning about pornography - don't let this happen to you. A while back, I was
having a solo-jam-session with Penis for the song "Shuffle Off To Knuckle-o".
When I was done and started to wipe down the blades off the ceiling fan, I shut
off the video tape. The tuner was set to NBC and Fat Al Roker was giving the
weather forecast. At that moment, my lady walked in and saw the smoking gun
evidence. Then, she took one look at the TV and she falsely concluded that Fat
Al's ass (which can cover the state of Pennsylvania when he gives the East Coast
report), was the object of my desire. I attempted to calm her down by playing
the video tape of the scene of eight women sharing a rimless rubber spoked wagon
wheel and I seemed to get myself into more hot water. Regarding drugs, where I'm not into uppers or downers, I've always been into
sideways. The great thing is that they have no side effect whatsoever! My doctor
prescribes them to me (label says something about aspartame). I OD'd once and
ended up sprinting around the block three times.
9- To you who is Bush and what is your opinion about the war in Irak?
Intense Mutilation has always been a band for the fans, so, I decided to pose
this question to the patrons at a local bar. I asked the women there what they
thought of Bush (strangely, it was ONLY women in the bar). It seems as if there
may be other candidates running for the office of President because many of the
women mentioned that they would lick Bush in an instant. They also mentioned how
they roll out the red carpet once a month in a visit from their bloody friend
and I think that tight relationships with England's PM is a good idea. Regarding the war in Iraq, I say 'make love not war'. That's why I'd like to
see Al Qaeda fu*ked over.
10- To you, what time is best the 80's or 90's, why, how do you see the
actual scene?
I'd say the 80's are definitely better because that 10 degree temperature change
can reek havok on my genetalia when I stroll thru the streets in my plastic
human-sized barf bag that I wore on the back picture of the "Safe Sex" LP Regarding how I see the scene, let me tell you that looking at my wet, damp
pubes in 90 degree weather and having them resemble Rob Zombie's head is not
much of a scene to look at.
11- Will your record neww songs, will you keep your sound?
Well, we actually recorded 12 new songs for our new album entitled "Sgt Leppers
Falling Parts Club Band" - now available at http://www.IntensMutilation.com (did
I mention that?). The entire process was expensive and, as a result, we've had to sell some of our
assets. One of the assets we may need to put on sale is some of our sounds, so,
we are not sure if we can keep our sound. We are looking to offer up a compilation of our copywritten sounds for sale in a package - sounds like the
deafaning roar of our new Guitar Player "E3 The Extra Testice" scratching his
nuts when he wakes up and the sound of Jack Sh*t reading bedtime stories to his
two sons, CORNelius Sh*t and CORNwallis Sh*t.
12- Any last comment?
Yes - to the tens of thousands (...well, tens anyway...) of Intense Mutilation
fans in Peru, when there's enough of you out there so that a couple of you will
catch Fetus F*cker when he dives off the stage, we'd like to make a trip down
and play live at one of those large, outdoor soccer arenas (in that space between the peanut vendor booth and the taco stand) where the throng of fans
will join in, pumping their fists (hopefully, not towards my face) chanting "No
Mas!", "No Mas!", "No Mas!" (...as I slowly turn hoping that Roberto Duran has
just made his way on stage behind me). So, in closing, to my fellow South Americans, I say - "Viva La Raza" (which, I
think has something to do with cleaning your razor blade with a brand-name paper
towel...).
For more info write to: pungent@att.net
