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Grandma's on the Internet You won't believe the nuts she's met. But what she'd really like to know Is---where are those that quilt and sew And do the things she likes to do? She'd give them hints, and learn some too. |
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She used to be scared of a wee little mouse, Would scream if one ever got in the house. Now she hugs one night and day She'd rather cuddle it than stay On the couch and watch TV Her first love now is her PC. |
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She'd like to see it all unfurled So much to learn in this new world. She could explore it from her chair But mostly, she plays Solitaire. But that's OK...she doesn't care About the weather in Zaire. |
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Windows were glass she'd wash and look through Now they are programs to help us all view The earth and the sea and the beautiful sky. A virus was something from which you could die, Now it's a nuisance that could spoil your day But it can be fixed and sent on it's way. |
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She served her time with diapers and dishes Now she can do whatever she wishes. And if that means staying up half the night To point arrows at icons---that's really alright! |
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A bit was something you had little of. Now it takes eight bytes to make the above. It's all so confusing, it makes her head ache. A byte used to be something you took from a cake. She's learning more about it now... Her four-year-old grandson showed her how. |
