FROM THE OLD PHILOSOPHER
The old Philosopher is a biker, and after mucho saddle sores and miles traveled, he has a few words of wisdom for you youngsters. And as you watch the pavement and the years glide by, think on these:
1. Gray-haired bikers don't get that way from pure luck.
2. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
3. Only Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
4. Pie and Coffee are as important as gasoline.
5. Never do less than Forty miles before breakfast.
6. Young riders pick a destination and go....old riders pick a direction and go.
7. Winter is natures way of telling you to polish.
8. The best alarm clock is sunshine on Chrome.
9. Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.
10. When you're riding lead...don't spit.
11. Midnight bugs taste best.
12. Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they can hold everything you need.
13. NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
14. Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
15. Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
16. Two lane blacktop isn't a highway-it's an attitude.
17. Keep your bike in good repair, motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.
18. Well trained reflexes are quicker than luck.
19. Sleep with one arm thru the spokes and keep your pants on.
20. Beware the biker who says his bike never breaks down.