MURPHY'S LAWS FOR
MOTORCYCLING
A motorcycle cannot fall over without an audience
The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly proportional to the size of the audience and the owners ego.
Motorcycles are to yellow bugs as aircraft carriers once were to Kamikaze pilots.
You will not feel a need to go to the rest room until after you have put on your rain suit.
The fact that your keys are still in your pants pocket will only become apparent to you after you have put your gloves on.
Quick fixes are so named for how long they stay fixed.
The only part you really need will also be the only one on permanent back order.
Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a prospective buyer.
You will never have a flat tire on the road unless you leave the flat repair kit at home.
Universal-fit accessories are so named because they fit no bike in the universe.