I'M A GOLD WING
SENIOR CITIZEN
I'm the life of the party..even when it lasts until 8pm
I'm very good at opening child proof caps with a hammer.
I'm the first to find the bathroom wherever I go.
I'm awake for many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all of the time, because I can't hear a word you're saying.
I'm very good at telling stories, over and over and over.
I'm so cared for; long term care, eye care, private care and dental care.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.
I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy and that's just my left leg.
I'm having trouble remembering simple words like.....?
I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.
I'm in the initial stage of the golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's and AARP.
I'm supporting all movements now by eating Bran, Prunes and Raisins.
I'm a waling storeroom of facts, I've just lost the storeroom key.
I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I'm having the time of my life, because I
have a GOLDWING and it's going to last me the rest of my life.