TELL IT LIKE IT IS!
A biker's greatest achievement was his brood of six kids. He was so proud that he continually called his wife: Mother of Six, which pissed her off a lot. But he kept referring to her as Mother of Six no matter where they went.
At the end of a poker run, he shouted across the bar, "Hey, Mother of Six, you ready to go home?"
His irritated wife screamed back: "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"